Eric
Cartman
年龄: 8
生日: July 1st
性别: Male
身材: fat ass
性格: racist, sexist, spoiled brat
家长: mom: Liane Cartman dad: also Liane Cartman
最好的朋友: Kenny McCormick (像他说的)
最喜欢的东西
衣服: big red coat, blue toque, Brown pants
食品: Cheesy Poof's, Snaky Cakes, Powdered Donut Pancake Surprise,
Chocolate Chicken Pot Pie
玩具: Artemus Clyde Frog
游戏: Okama Gamesphere
这是我认为South Park里面设计的最成功的人物,他非常的有个性,而且和在座的你们有很多共同之处,所以看完了肯定会有共鸣.
他是单亲家庭,被South Park的生物科学家诊断为他母亲是雌雄同体,而且是个bitch,村里除了一个没有腿的瘸子,其他的男人都和他妈妈上过床,所以不知道爸爸是谁.他家里还算有钱,妈妈宠着他,但是经常眼灼.
每天给Cartman吃好多好东西,什么巧克力馅饼,Cheesy Poofs,,,所以Cartman非常之肥,他的朋友都叫他FatAss,但是他的解释是:我不是胖,我是骨头大.因为他妈妈就这么告诉他的.
他还有个很棒的个性就是非常之歇斯底里.总是骂人,谁都骂.在家里老看Terrence & Phillip,而且放屁水平一流.但是他一碰到朋友讥讽他,他就一句话:screw
you guys,i 'm goin home.而且他口齿不清哦!把s读成sh ,把o读成e,性感吧?所以我特爱他!哈哈!
他还爱骂人Butthole
可爱的Cartman是主角中的主角,所以造型很多,下面就是一些。

下面是他说过的经典句子,要背下来哦!
As we fight our way northward into the great unknown
Only that one thing remains certain
That I hate you guys with every tired muscle
In my Confederate body
Would somebody put this retard out of his misery?
Revenge is so very very sweet
I hate you guys
I hate you so very very much
Words cannot express
How much I hate you guys
Sometimes upholding the law is messy
But you get by... one day at a time
I'm trying to make the best
Out of a bad situation
I don't need to hear crap
From a bunch of hippie freaks
Living in denial!
Screw you guys, I'm going home
Hey, why don't you stop dressing me up like a mail man
And making dance for you
While you go and smoke crack in your bedroom
And have sex with some guy I don't even know
On my dad's bed?!?!
Speaking of pounding ass,
Here comes Stan's little homo dog
If some girl tried to kick my ass I would say
Hey, get your bitch ass back in the kitchen
And make me some pie!
If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass
I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater
Before I slap you in the face!
Hey, I am a cop and
You will respect my authoritah!
Hey! I'll kick you in the nnnuts!
Kenny's family is so poor that
Yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up
For a second mortgage
Why don't you go back to Endor you stupid wookie?
I don't like Kenny anymore
He, he just doesn't communicate
You guys, I am seriously getting pissed off right now!
If you call me piggy one more time
I'm going to leap out of this chair
And rip your goddamned nuts off
With my bare hands!
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